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Low Fat Jeema
A phrase coined by a husband making fun of his wife named Gemma at the local Costco. You can even shorten it and use "Jeema" after a sentence, phrase, or word ends in an abrupt sound, most commonly used with words that end in T. For example, if your friend asks you "Do you like my hat?" and appropriate answer would be "Jeema" so that you finish their sentence saying "Do you like my hat Jeema". Another great example would be if you see a carton that says "Jumbo Egg", you would take a picture on snapchat and add text to make it "Jumbo Egg Jeema. It is also popularly used when you have nothing else to say and you want to laugh. If you are ever down, you say "Low Fat Jeema!" and all your problems seem to go away. Give it a try. Or if you're feeling confident, you can add Jeema to almost anything! The possibilities are endless.
"Hey man, what's up? You want to go to the gym with me tonight... Jeema?"
"Go Fit Jeema"
"Pillow Fat Jeema"
"Go Fit Jeema"
"Pillow Fat Jeema"
Low Fat Jeema by JumboEggJeema January 23, 2015
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Jemen
A universal answer for any question. Can be used in situation and will instantly answer you either can't answer for reasons or just don't know.
"Where were you last night?"
"Jemen."
"Jemen."
Jemab
Feeling or showing an envious resentment of someone or their achievements, possessions, or perceived advantages to the point it makes you very mad
Jemab by MingeAndBracket January 31, 2022
jeeak
hunky man 1: hey whats your name?
hunky man 2: oh, its jack
hunky man1: *gasp*
hunky man 2: what?
hunky man 1: JEEAK!
hunky man 2: *shreeks**
hunky man 2: oh, its jack
hunky man1: *gasp*
hunky man 2: what?
hunky man 1: JEEAK!
hunky man 2: *shreeks**
jeeak by evilpooper90 September 28, 2019
Jemaine Clement
Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.
But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark
and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.
But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark
and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
Jemaine Clement by b4j October 5, 2008
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