jemea

perfect

wow jemea is so perfect

by ariel 45 November 23, 2021

Low Fat Jeema

A phrase coined by a husband making fun of his wife named Gemma at the local Costco. You can even shorten it and use "Jeema" after a sentence, phrase, or word ends in an abrupt sound, most commonly used with words that end in T. For example, if your friend asks you "Do you like my hat?" and appropriate answer would be "Jeema" so that you finish their sentence saying "Do you like my hat Jeema". Another great example would be if you see a carton that says "Jumbo Egg", you would take a picture on snapchat and add text to make it "Jumbo Egg Jeema. It is also popularly used when you have nothing else to say and you want to laugh. If you are ever down, you say "Low Fat Jeema!" and all your problems seem to go away. Give it a try. Or if you're feeling confident, you can add Jeema to almost anything! The possibilities are endless.

"Hey man, what's up? You want to go to the gym with me tonight... Jeema?"
"Go Fit Jeema"
"Pillow Fat Jeema"

by JumboEggJeema January 23, 2015

jemeat

A grown ass man on discord showing his cock and swinging it around

Yo y’all seen that video of jemeat? “Yes I did indeed”

by Bajisolos December 28, 2021

Jemen

A universal answer for any question. Can be used in situation and will instantly answer you either can't answer for reasons or just don't know.

"Where were you last night?"
"Jemen."

by JEMEN June 10, 2019

Jemab

Feeling or showing an envious resentment of someone or their achievements, possessions, or perceived advantages to the point it makes you very mad

Joe is bald and very jemab that Sam and Matt have a full head of hair

by MingeAndBracket January 31, 2022

jeeak

Jeeak is the man man so anyone named jack, call them Jeeak

this jeeak must be ginger though.

hunky man 1: hey whats your name?
hunky man 2: oh, its jack
hunky man1: *gasp*
hunky man 2: what?
hunky man 1: JEEAK!
hunky man 2: *shreeks**

by evilpooper90 September 28, 2019

Jemaine Clement

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos

Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.

by b4j October 5, 2008