jelqmaxxing is a term used by looksmaxxing community such as edgemaxxing ropemaxxing etc. Jelqmaxxing is an exercise that is supposed to increase ur penis size

User 1 :yo bro do u still edge
User 2: nah i just started jelqmaxxing

jelqmaxxing by dennischr November 22, 2023

Related Words

jelqmaxxing • jelqmaxx • jelqmax • Jelqmaxing • jelq maxer • jelkmaxing • Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing • Jelq master

Jelqmaxxing

Jelqmaxxing is the act of strategic edging to lengthen ones Johnson. One must have the Johnson of a giga-nigga or you must start ropemaxxing 😔

Bro, do you even practice jelqmaxxing?? 🗿
No dude…. 😔😔
You better start Ropemaxxing bro 🥶🥶

Jelqmaxxing by Burger King Moose Ankles November 23, 2023

jelqmaxx

Tugging on your willy to make it longer

Bro: Yo my willy is small, what can I do?

Bro 2: just jelqmaxx

Bro: alright thanks dude

jelqmaxx by LeoVisasian November 25, 2023

jelqmaxxing

It's like edging but in a different word

I started jelqmaxxing

jelqmaxxing by anonymous January 17, 2024

jelqmaxxing

Ahh jelqmaxxing derived from the word jelqing means maxxing out your jelq ratio perday meaning 24/7 jelqing stretchin your penis to the max is jelqmaxxing

Oh look at Timmy he's been jelqmaxxing all damn day

It's fine he's just stretching it out

jelqmaxxing by Niggermanjelqlord86 January 19, 2024

jelqmaxxing

To grab the penis with the index an forefinger and tug with force.. yanking your dick with two fingers to try and make it longer.

"I've been thinking about jelqmaxxing." "Are you sure? I heard it makes you lose girth?"

jelqmaxxing by ReverendFreedom January 20, 2024

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026