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jellybeanis
jellybeanis by hmcknighta January 5, 2014
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jellyteen • jellybeen • jellybean • JellyBee • jellydean • jellybeansweets • jelleen • jellqueen • jellybean1now • Jellybean clone
Jellybean Dick
A penis that is so tiny it resembles the shape of a jellybean. It would be about an inch long with a tiny circumference. Jellybean dick's are filled with juicy fillings that leave everyone wanting more.
Scout was about to engage in a rage of passion with Whitney, until he pulled his trousers down. Whitney then screamed, "jellybean dick!", and ran out the room. She later came back because she has a jellybean fetish.
Jellybean Dick by The Ice Cream Man April 2, 2009
Jellybean
Jellybean by aasdxergvtkgfsddfggbvcd69420cx March 28, 2022
jellybean smuggler
A man with a very small penis (see: button on a fur coat) wearing a speedo, tighty whiteys, or tights and thus unintentionally revealing the outline of his unimpressive jellybean sized micro soft dick.
Jenn: "You might want to think twice next time before choosing the speedo, ya jellybean smuggler!"
Nate: "I am proud to be a jellybean smuggler, as was my father before me!"
Nate: "I am proud to be a jellybean smuggler, as was my father before me!"
jellybean smuggler by StonerWithATinyBoner November 17, 2014
JellyBean Split
complicated but pleasurable sex position much like the 69 position but standing up.
Description: the male stands while holding his lover upside down. The male sucks the females genital area while the female returns the favour at the same time. Also known as the upside down squirter.
Description: the male stands while holding his lover upside down. The male sucks the females genital area while the female returns the favour at the same time. Also known as the upside down squirter.
Serna Hunt and John Fuckadoodle were getting bored of their usual sex antics so they decided to spice it up with the JellyBean Split. John gradually rised Serena off her feet spun her around in an upsidedown posture. As he grasped her legs he split them open ina V shape manouver and got to work. At the same time Serena clutched his caves for support and began sucking John's cock. The upside down position made it easier to deep throat
JellyBean Split by popo's on the tail October 9, 2009
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.