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Jellybaby 

Jellybaby: a nasty viral disease, commonly caught by nightclub staff on a weekly basis, causing nausia, vomiting and can in some cases lead to a total mental breakdown.

Symptoms include: arsehole punters, the selling of jellyshots and soiled beanbags.
I'm going to have to call in sick tonight for work, i've got a bad case of 'The Jellybaby'
Jellybaby by Nico DaSilva April 25, 2011
Words you can keep

jellybaby 

The blob of semen that rises to the surface of a hot tub, specifically after anal sex.
Three fags are sitting in a Jacuzzi when a jellybaby pops up. The first one turns to the others and says, "Okay, girls, who farted?"

See also Santorum
jellybaby by Alraune April 29, 2004

West Kent Jellybaby 

You get a mouthful of jellybabies of any kind (the cheaper the better) and you spit them all inside someone's vagina. You have sex with the girl and cum inside them. After the girl squeezes all the jellybabies into a jar, juices and all and you can both share or wolf it down yourself!
"Oi girl! I'm gonna give you a West Kent Jellybaby you ain't never gonna forget!"
West Kent Jellybaby by Kiwi89 March 27, 2009

Jellybob 

Jellybob is a term used to verify the truth of a comment or statement. If an individual makes a comment which others do not believe, they may challenge the individual to "jellybob it". In the case that the individual is lying or has lied, they are eligible to receive beats or be rushed by anyone for the whole of the next 24 hours.
White person: I'm black

Other person: Jellybob it!

White person: Jellybob

Other person: BEATS!
Jellybob by LyricalMC June 15, 2011

jelly baby 

1. An English sweet.
2. The only known fear common to all Daleks
jelly baby by Luke August 7, 2003

jelly baby 

Candy popular with Time Lords.
A close cousin of the Jelly Bean, a candy favored by Ronald Reagan.
"Would you like a jelly baby?"
--The Doctor
jelly baby by Fredro February 9, 2004
It's cold out there, put your jellybag on to keep your head warm.
Jellybag by Trueblue265 December 25, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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