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Jellybaby

Jellybaby: a nasty viral disease, commonly caught by nightclub staff on a weekly basis, causing nausia, vomiting and can in some cases lead to a total mental breakdown.

Symptoms include: arsehole punters, the selling of jellyshots and soiled beanbags.
I'm going to have to call in sick tonight for work, i've got a bad case of 'The Jellybaby'
by Nico DaSilva April 25, 2011
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jellybaby

The blob of semen that rises to the surface of a hot tub, specifically after anal sex.
Three fags are sitting in a Jacuzzi when a jellybaby pops up. The first one turns to the others and says, "Okay, girls, who farted?"

See also Santorum
by Alraune April 29, 2004
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West Kent Jellybaby

You get a mouthful of jellybabies of any kind (the cheaper the better) and you spit them all inside someone's vagina. You have sex with the girl and cum inside them. After the girl squeezes all the jellybabies into a jar, juices and all and you can both share or wolf it down yourself!
"Oi girl! I'm gonna give you a West Kent Jellybaby you ain't never gonna forget!"
by Kiwi89 March 27, 2009
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Jellybob

Jellybob is a term used to verify the truth of a comment or statement. If an individual makes a comment which others do not believe, they may challenge the individual to "jellybob it". In the case that the individual is lying or has lied, they are eligible to receive beats or be rushed by anyone for the whole of the next 24 hours.
White person: I'm black

Other person: Jellybob it!

White person: Jellybob

Other person: BEATS!
by LyricalMC June 15, 2011
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jelly baby

1. An English sweet.
2. The only known fear common to all Daleks
by Luke August 7, 2003
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jelly baby

Candy popular with Time Lords.
A close cousin of the Jelly Bean, a candy favored by Ronald Reagan.
"Would you like a jelly baby?"
--The Doctor
by Fredro February 9, 2004
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Jellybag

It's cold out there, put your jellybag on to keep your head warm.
by Trueblue265 December 25, 2018
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