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jelly jockin

To explain someone who swallowa sperm
by nerdturd23 June 16, 2014
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Jelly Jacking

When a male uses a jelly or preserves as a substitute lubricant to wank off and masturbate. Used either out of desperation for some form of lube or because of a food fetish.
Girlfriend: Hey!! Why does your cock taste like my grandma's homemade jelly again?

Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.
by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
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Jelly Jacking

When a chubby chaser jacks off while watching a fattie engulf jelly doughnuts
I just shot jizz in my eye while jelly jacking
by arehorsiespretty February 2, 2014
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jilly jackin

Being unproductive. The act of goofing off when suppose to be working.
Is he done doing the dishes? No, he's back there Jilly Jackin
by Smoky9213 November 12, 2013
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Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times
Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods
by ShimPee December 3, 2019
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