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jelly dong 

a wonderful instrument of vaginal pleasure composed by a jelly-filled dildo. wiggly and makes a snapping sound when slapped on the ass.
To avoid getting the ass clap, steve used a massive jelly dong on his playmate roger.
jelly dong by timmay January 17, 2004
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double ended jelly dong

A jelly dong which is double ended. It is used specifically to pleasure the vaginal and/or anal orifices of a lady or two ladies simultaneously. It can also be used on gay men.
The phrase is also historicaly used to make fun of the South Asian accent as they traditionally have trouble saying it.
Thats a double ended jelly dong in my sister's closet. Kumar, say it! (followed by laughter)

Ding Dong Jello Wack 

To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.
We wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of Ding Dong Jello Wack.

Jellydonut 

The act of not cleaning a sex partner off after the sex act.
Dude, after I front flipped these Gainers I totally left them with Jellydonuts!!
Jellydonut by arieslion August 29, 2010

jellydoughnut 

When you cum in a person's mouth and then punch the person in the nose so the cum and blood mixes and looks like jelly.
That bitch wouldn't swallow so i gave her a jelly donut, teach that ho!
jellydoughnut by Cabbage November 18, 2003

jellydonut 

when you get head from a girl, you come in her mouth and then you punch her in the mouth, so her lips swell and come and blood dribble out,resembling a jellydonut.
You hungry? I'll give you a jellydonut.
jellydonut by erica February 12, 2004

Jellymonger 

A purveyor of fine English jellies
I'm going to pop across to Bompas & Parr the jellymongers to pick up some topping strawberry jelly
Jellymonger by Sam Jelly May 18, 2008
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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