jelly dong

a wonderful instrument of vaginal pleasure composed by a jelly-filled dildo. wiggly and makes a snapping sound when slapped on the ass.

To avoid getting the ass clap, steve used a massive jelly dong on his playmate roger.

by timmay January 17, 2004

double ended jelly dong

A jelly dong which is double ended. It is used specifically to pleasure the vaginal and/or anal orifices of a lady or two ladies simultaneously. It can also be used on gay men.
The phrase is also historicaly used to make fun of the South Asian accent as they traditionally have trouble saying it.

Thats a double ended jelly dong in my sister's closet. Kumar, say it! (followed by laughter)

by Kumar Nahimaputalam July 28, 2008

Ding Dong Jello Wack

To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.

We wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of Ding Dong Jello Wack.

by Dike Mink March 25, 2008

Jellydonut

The act of not cleaning a sex partner off after the sex act.

Dude, after I front flipped these Gainers I totally left them with Jellydonuts!!

by arieslion August 29, 2010

jellydoughnut

When you cum in a person's mouth and then punch the person in the nose so the cum and blood mixes and looks like jelly.

That bitch wouldn't swallow so i gave her a jelly donut, teach that ho!

by Cabbage November 18, 2003

jellydonut

when you get head from a girl, you come in her mouth and then you punch her in the mouth, so her lips swell and come and blood dribble out,resembling a jellydonut.

You hungry? I'll give you a jellydonut.

by erica February 12, 2004

Jellymonger

A purveyor of fine English jellies

I'm going to pop across to Bompas & Parr the jellymongers to pick up some topping strawberry jelly

by Sam Jelly May 18, 2008