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Jello Shots 

Jello shots are cups or cubes of alcoholic jelly made with flavored gelatin mix and some type of hard liquor.
Good thing we can't taste the Everclear in these Jello Shots under all that sugar...*crash*
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jello shots 

Jello shots are cubes or cups of jello containing
some sort of liquor.
- 1 6-ounce package of gelatin (flavored or unflavored -- you decide)
- 16 ounces (2 cups) boiling water
- 6 ounces cold water
- 10 ounces 80-proof Alcohol

In a bowl, mix boiling water with the powdered gelatin until fully dissolved.
Give it at least a minute to fully activate the gelatin.
Let gelatin cool for five or ten minutes to reduce alcohol vapor loss.
Stir in cold water and alcohol.
A tray of jello shots prior to refrigeration.
Pour resulting mixture into shot glasses or plastic cups
jello shots by --lynn-- October 12, 2007

Jello Shots 

Mother nature's superficial jungle juice in a somewhat wiggly, jiggly, gelatinous state, most often made with Everclear vodka or some other bottom-shelf, plastic container of cheap vodka, to be consumed in adorable, tiny, plastic, disposable cups.
We made wiggly, jiggly jello shots to honor the addition of a baby squirrel monkey to the family, and even the squirrel monkey consumed them with glee, scooping the jello shot out of the tiny cup with his tiny fingers.
Jello Shots by amandaruth April 6, 2012

Jello Shots 

Something mike richard makes at joopie lan that we all ate.
Derek and Sik ate jellow shots for 5 hours.
Jello Shots by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Jello Shits

The result of eating too much jello in a short period of time.
"I went to a party last night and ate so much jello that I have the jello shits."
Jello Shits by abushby October 9, 2013

Gopher Jelloshot 

Jack off into your belly button then have your girl suck it out..
Dude i totally gave your girl a gopher jelloshot!!!
Gopher Jelloshot by Mr.Harguna February 3, 2010

russian jelloshot 

You punch a female in the throat, the proceed to jizz in her mouth
Justin: Did you hear what Dalton did to Kiera?
Frank: Yeah he gave her a Russian JelloShot!
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