jelley

jelly is outdated, jelly isn’t wholesome. when we think of the world jelly, it inspires a great amount of hatred and wrath in our respective systems. the world jelly has never influenced the universe in a positive way. it oozes very negative vibes that tend to make people nauseated, constipated, and extremely irritated. help change the way we recognize society today instead of using this ridiculous word, use jelley. ah, it reminds me of the sun, of flowers, of the smell of roses on a romantic evening. jelley is love, jelley is life. my lovely humans, if you need more information on the matter, don’t hesitate to contact a professional on the matter. they will lead you in the right direction. as for me, I have to say, #jelley2020.

“I’m eating a great deal of jelley today”
“Im gonna have to deal with all this jelley tomorrow”
“I’m so jelley of your outfit Suzan”

by jelleymaster101 August 28, 2020

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Jelley

A Spanish looking sea captain, who is actually a British plumber.

you look as bewildered as a mother of a jelley.

by benjaminplumber July 31, 2013

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Jelley Donut

The act of ejaculating in your partners mouth, and then punching your patner in the mouth so that the blood mixes with the semen and creates a jelley like apperance.

dude, she kept rubbing her teeth on my junk, so when i came i repaid her with a jelley donut.

by Maximus Eroticas July 5, 2011

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Trampoline jelley bean

A nan who is soft and like being tossed around by men like a trampoline

Seth is such a trampoline jelley bean I heard he likes man bears

by Harry windmill June 22, 2018

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Bat-faced Jelly

Uncomplimentary nickname for Camilla Batmanghelidgh (pronounced bætmængelɪdʒ), people in the USA probably won’t gave heard of her, but she’s the weirdo hamplanet who set up a charity called Kids Company in the UK which closed amid allegations of misuse of funds and child abuse in 2015. Investigations showed that despite having had over £46 million of taxpayers’ money the charity’s financial arrangements were chaotic and considerable sums had been used for purposes outside the remit of the charity. When this came to light, Bat-faced Jelly went into damage limitation overdrive (she made Donald Trump look like an amateur). Unfortunately her idea of damage limitation seemed to be more along the lines of avoiding personal blame, apparently never having heard of the buck stops here. While the closure of the “charity” may have been regretted by some, the reaction of the vast majority was relief that the government wouldn’t hand over any more of their taxes to a bunch of wasters.

“Did you hear old Bat-faced Jelly in that radio interview?”
“Yeah, no wonder she got so much money out of the Government, she can beat politicians at bullshitting!”

by AKACroatalin November 20, 2016

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