jelly is outdated, jelly isn’t wholesome. when we think of the world jelly, it inspires a great amount of hatred and wrath in our respective systems. the world jelly has never influenced the universe in a positive way. it oozes very negative vibes that tend to make people nauseated, constipated, and extremely irritated. help change the way we recognize society today instead of using this ridiculous word, use jelley. ah, it reminds me of the sun, of flowers, of the smell of roses on a romantic evening. jelley is love, jelley is life. my lovely humans, if you need more information on the matter, don’t hesitate to contact a professional on the matter. they will lead you in the right direction. as for me, I have to say, #jelley2020.

“I’m eating a great deal of jelley today”
“Im gonna have to deal with all this jelley tomorrow”
“I’m so jelley of your outfit Suzan”

jelley by jelleymaster101 August 28, 2020

Related Words

jelleyz • Jelley • Jelley Donut • jelleyfishes • Trampoline jelley bean

Trampoline jelley bean

A nan who is soft and like being tossed around by men like a trampoline

Seth is such a trampoline jelley bean I heard he likes man bears

Trampoline jelley bean by Harry windmill June 22, 2018

Jelley Donut

The act of ejaculating in your partners mouth, and then punching your patner in the mouth so that the blood mixes with the semen and creates a jelley like apperance.

dude, she kept rubbing her teeth on my junk, so when i came i repaid her with a jelley donut.

Jelley Donut by Maximus Eroticas July 5, 2011

jelleyfishes

(n). 1) sperm in the bathtub often from shower sex or masturbation.

1) Damnit!!! Who had sex in the shower again?!! I just stepped on two jelleyfishes.

jelleyfishes by Dr. Leon (the ladies man) March 23, 2011

Jelley

A Spanish looking sea captain, who is actually a British plumber.

you look as bewildered as a mother of a jelley.

Jelley by benjaminplumber July 31, 2013

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026