An unplanned cesarean section performed by a person who has intent of raising the child as their own. Perpetrator has already gone to elaborate lengths to stage a "faux preganancy." Due to their families and significant others being addicted to meth, the perpetrator can make it the entire 9 months undetected.
Becky: Damn, Heather where did you get that baby from?
Heather: Well, you know I was pregnant remember?
Becky: I was just making sure that your little bundle of joy didn't come via a Jefferson County C-Section.
Pretty chills mountain police in Colorado who are very kind and often let you go but are hard core on and the people who actually commit crimes and actually do there job and not really do much traffic control.
hey brother! i'm from the jefferson county sheriff hows it goin, got a complaint next door about your music, could you turn it down a bit, thanks BUD talk to ya later!
Pretty chills mountain police in Colorado who are very kind and often let you go but are hard core on and the people who actually commit crimes and actually do there job and not really do much traffic control.
hey brother! i'm from the jefferson county sheriff hows it goin, got a complaint next door about your music, could you turn it down a bit, thanks BUD talk to ya later!
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.