an English boy name which means peaceful. It is also believed that people with this name possess god-like qualities, they bear gifts and travel great distances as it is their nature.
Jason: Have you met the new kid Jefferey?
My: No, what's he like?
Jason: He came into class today with a sack full of gifts!
My: So he's Santa?
Jason:....Nah, he's just a god
Jefferey is the person you blame when something goes wrong. Jefferey doesn't actually exist. Jefferey is constantly getting fired from his job, but then his boss realizes evey time that they don't have elanyone to blame without them. Jefferey also refers to an old talkingcat the would like everyone to call her Jefferey.
Jeffery Hudson was a court dwarf of the English queen Henrietta Maria of France. He was famous as the "Queen's dwarf" and "Lord Minimus", and was considered one of the "wonders of the age" because of his extreme but well-proportioned smallness.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.