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a very VERY unh0t person has this name/ last name.
hey, whats your name?
_____ Jeavons.. *becomes unh0t*
jeavons by when the when and May 20, 2021
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Making a mess of something because you didn't read the instructions carefully or from stupidity
Mike tried to open the box of cereal but made a right jeavons of it and it went all over the floor.
Jeavons by Super_Fancy July 16, 2024
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Jeavens is a handsome, smart, charming boy, who care a lot for (a girl ), and who is also athletic . Jeavens is helpful and will be there for you when u need him and known for his popularity .
I need help on my Football project on the last minute someone smart and athletic can help I can call Jeavens .
jeavens by Joseph redeem June 15, 2017
A large testicular area, usually seen on men in shorts or footballers. It is a word that girls use to disguise what they are really talking about.
Get your jevons out!!
Omg I can see his jevons when he walks!!
Jevons by Arafan Nolan January 11, 2008
A wonderful boyfriend anyone wished they had whether they are male or female. He is the living physical matter of what you would call sexiness and would get all the sex they ever wanted. An attractive bloke who seems like nothing is ever enough for him in this world.
Girl 1: Oh did u see Jevons the other day?
Girl 2: yeah, he was like soo hot
Male 1: idk about u two but there’s just some part of him that makes me wanna pounce
Jevons by WannaUseMyOldHandle November 20, 2021

Jake Jevons 

A Jake Jevons is a person who likes to steal from supermarkets.
Jake Jevons is probably in the shop right now.
Jake Jevons by EllieVeale January 30, 2020
To Jeavon: To communicate in such a manner as to leave the listener of the belief that he/she may be hard of hearing.
Mark(Jeavon'ing) "... .. ... .. ..."
Listener#1 "Pardon?"
Mark(Jeavon'ing) "... .. ... .. ..."
Listener#2 "Shut up Mark"
Jeavon by Evelyn Glennie August 8, 2003
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