jeanus
A bulge in any pair of jeans, or jean shorts, which appears as if a penis is causing said bulge. May be found on men's or women's pants.
jeanus by Skwerl Master September 13, 2005
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jeanus
n. A hollow bulge in the crotch region of a girl's pants (the same area where a penis would be located on a man). As a girl walks or sits and crosses her legs, this area of the pants will bunch together in said bulge. A jeanus is typically caused by oversized or oddly fitted pants.
Grr! I can't get this part of my pants to lay flat! I have this hideously HUGE jeanus!
This pants are way to big. They give me a jeanus.
Now that I've lost weight, all my pants make me look like a hermaphrodite. I need new ones that don't give me a jeanus.
Guy 1: Dude, what's in Sarah's pants?
Guy 2: Nothing, that's just her jeanus.
This pants are way to big. They give me a jeanus.
Now that I've lost weight, all my pants make me look like a hermaphrodite. I need new ones that don't give me a jeanus.
Guy 1: Dude, what's in Sarah's pants?
Guy 2: Nothing, that's just her jeanus.
jeanus by The one & only "Balla Baby" January 25, 2005
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Janus Sanders
A snek boi just trying his best to help Thomas take care of himself.
Previous misconceived as a 'bad' part of Thomas.
But recently he was accepted by Patton and Thomas.
He is also quite mysterious and sarcastic.
Previous misconceived as a 'bad' part of Thomas.
But recently he was accepted by Patton and Thomas.
He is also quite mysterious and sarcastic.
Oh them. They are such a Janus Sanders, always being misconceived but is actually a bit mysterious. They really just try to help people though.
Janus Sanders by Pipperpipes1 May 6, 2020
Skinny Jeans
Skinny Jeans – Noun – Derogatory nickname for a hipster or preppy metrosexual loser who can’t relax, even while on a vacation, and is compelled to work and go for a run every morning so to not gain even 1 pound for 1 day and be in good with the boss. Also sometimes used for an uptight poser who waits in line at the iStore for 5 hours to get the newest device the day it comes out.
While at breakfast the boys teased the absent Skinny Jeans about leaving the strip club early and working all night in the hotel room then going for a run at 6 AM even though they were in Vegas for a bachelor party.
Skinny Jeans by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014
Janus
Everyone's favorite snek boi. The sassiest. Lies a lot. An amazing lawyer. Aggressively tells people to practice self-care. Threatened by Leslie Odom Jr. Is mean to princes. Likes to push people down the stairs.
Janus: So, I suppose now we begin compiling a list of people we need to nudge down a flight of stairs until they hold another round of callbacks?
Thomas: Oh my gosh, no!
Thomas: Oh my gosh, no!
Janus by reptilianrapscallion July 6, 2020
Janus Sanders
Janus Sanders or Deciet Sanders represents Thomas Sanders' Lying side in a popular series by he nane if Sanders Sides.He is a snek boi but not an evil one.His name was revealed in the episode called 'Putting others first,Selfishness vs selflessness redux'.He is shipped with many of the characters in the series but the ship called mociet is now thriving after the episode I mentioned earlier.There is a very large stan of him(I am part of that) which keeps growing and growing.
Some of his quotes:
Some of his quotes:
"Your not stuck with an evil snake boy .... Your just stuck with a snek boi >:3"
"Oh Roman thank god you don't have a moustache otherwise we wouldn't know who the evil twin is"
Janus Sanders
"Oh Roman thank god you don't have a moustache otherwise we wouldn't know who the evil twin is"
Janus Sanders
Janus Sanders by LeeHooni_Kinnie May 12, 2020
Geoff jeans
A pair of jeans usually only worn around the house. They tend to be cheap, ugly and/or old and are seldom worn in public places.
Geoff jeans by F E D December 14, 2010
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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