Jeanius

Someone who always chooses the best looking jeans in the store; someone who always tries on the perfect pair the first time.

Kid: Where do you get that style from? You've gotta tell me where you shop!
The Jeanius: I've been working on this for a long time my friend, and let me tell you, one does not simply get their pants from one store.
Kid: Where do you go??
The Jeanius: I go everywhere, every place has got at least one pair of jeans for me, when my eyes meet the perfect pair let me tell you, i know its meant to be.
Kid: Who man are you some sort of jeanius?
The Jeanius: Yes.. yes I am.

by The Fat Cat that Meows at Noon January 25, 2014

jeanius

a person who knows excessively about denim and/or other pants, or smarty pants

girl 1:where did she get those cool pants? i want a pair!
girl 2:those are from (insert brand here) holister!
girl 1:how do you know?
girl 2: i guess i'm just a jeanius

by rachaele April 26, 2009

Jeanius

somone who cones up with a good idea whilst wearing jeans

that guy is an absolute jeanius

by dangmemes January 8, 2026

Jeanyus

When you are such a genius that being just labeled a genius is an insult to your intelligence.

Elon Musk is such a jeanyus that 99% of the Earth's population be like whoa after hearing him speak even momentarily .

by Saint Ainsley May 15, 2017

The Best Jeanist

The best jeanist is a anime character from My Hero Academia! He is the only person to use a Jean jacket appropriately.

The best jeanist is a marvelous fellow threads and all!

by Zacstract October 30, 2018

Jeanis

The crease in jeans that occurs on your zipper when you sit down. Looks like a small penis, hence "jeanis"

Dude, nice jeanis, you horny bastard!

by AIDZ September 27, 2005

Jeenius

He is a cute boy one of the hottest boy that I have ever seen he is so innocent and so preety as well😚😚♥️♥️ everybody love him♥️ he is very naughty 🤣 every girl mad behind jeenius😎😎

Ohoo look there he is jeenius he is so cute he could be my bf😌😌

by Adam John October 30, 2022