Everyone's favorite snek boi. The sassiest. Lies a lot. An amazing lawyer. Aggressively tells people to practice self-care. Threatened by Leslie Odom Jr. Is mean to princes. Likes to push people down the stairs.
Janus: So, I suppose now we begin compiling a list of people we need to nudge down a flight of stairs until they hold another round of callbacks?
Thomas: Oh my gosh, no!
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Several scholars suggest that he was likely the most important god in the Roman archaic pantheon: He was often invoked together with Iuppiter (Jupiter)(Zeus)

Numa in his regulation of the Roman calendar called the first month Januarius after Janus, at the time the highest divinity.

In general, Janus was the patron of concrete and abstract beginnings, such the religion and the Gods themselves, of the world and the human life, of new historical ages, economical enterprises.

According to Macrobius and Cicero, Janus and Jana are a pair of divinities, worshipped as the sun and moon, whence they were regarded as the highest of the gods, and received their sacrifices before all the others.

He was frequently used to symbolize change and transitions such as the progression of past to future, of one condition to another, of one vision to another, the growing up of young people, and of one universe to another. He was also known as the figure representing time because he could see into the past with one face and into the future with the other.
When Romulus and his men kidnapped the Sabine women, Janus caused a volcanic hot spring to erupt.
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Janus is an amazing snek boi. He is an amazing lawyer but can be a bit of a liar.
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He's not the kindest, the smartest, and the most hard-working person you'll meet, however, he will be the kindest and the most lovable person you'll meet, he'll lend an ear whenever you want to open up about your worries since he genuinely cares for his friends, and gives great advice to you when you need it. He has his set of problems and issues in life. He easily gets lonely and thinks he does not deserve to be cared for and loved, but he is loyal to his girl and will do anything in the world for her, so when you meet him, don't let him go, he will be the best thing in your life. When you meet him give him a hug, he deserves the best in the world
Girl: hey, do you know Janus, he's freakin awesome!!
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A sick alternative rock band formed in 1998 from Chicago, Illinois. Their most famous singles include "Eyesore" and "If I Were You."
Their CD Red Light Return is a damn good album! Janus rocks!
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The god of janitors.
The god of SAT moratoriums.
Janus helped me get a 2400 on the SATs
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What you name youre kid if you have an anal fixation
Janus got picked on at school because his mother named him after an anus
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