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A badass Polish poppa who beats you regularly and with fervour, and who is probably both bald and sporting a mean handlebar moustache. Not everything he says always makes it from his Polish mind to his English vocabulary.
"You forget for making signing of your agenda again? Go to shed and pick 2x4 for beating-time." - Janusz to his 6 year-old son.
Janusz by purefun January 24, 2009
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You know Janusz. Be like Janusz.
Omg what an amazing man. I know he IS Janusz.
Janusz by Dr.PinkFreud May 3, 2020
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The flyest man you'll ever meet, this nigga gave birth to a legend, but he's also frail af and gets no bitches
Hey Patryk it's your dad Janusz
Janusz by ~The Polish Hammer June 28, 2015

Janusz biznesu 

A stereotypical Polish small-time businessman or self-made entrepreneur who believes he’s always right and above everyone else, running his business according to his own, usually unprofessional and often comical rules. Characterized by lack of class, pettiness, greed, and a disregard for social or ethical standards, a "janusz biznesu" frequently embarrasses himself and those around him with his crude behavior and questionable decisions. He embodies the „new money” hustler—someone who ignores basic manners and any sense of professional culture.

This is a frequent meme archetype in Polish internet culture, mocking the absurdity and grotesque side of local “business folklore.”
A classic example: a public scandal where a businessman snatches a signed cap from a child at a sports event. Calling such a person a "Polish millionaire" or "CEO" (as English-language media did about Piotr Szczerek) completely misses the point—"janusz biznesu" is the only label that perfectly fits this brand of zero-class entrepreneurship in Poland.
My boss just took all the tips for himself—total janusz biznesu vibes.

My boss demanded we bring our own toilet paper to work—classic Janusz biznesu behavior.
Janusz biznesu by Meluco Copi August 31, 2025

collin janusz 

Some kid that got a concussion after falling down the stairs
Damn that kid is a collin janusz
collin janusz by Jose is gay May 22, 2019

Janus Sanders

A snek boi just trying his best to help Thomas take care of himself.

Previous misconceived as a 'bad' part of Thomas.
But recently he was accepted by Patton and Thomas.
He is also quite mysterious and sarcastic.
Oh them. They are such a Janus Sanders, always being misconceived but is actually a bit mysterious. They really just try to help people though.
Everyone's favorite snek boi. The sassiest. Lies a lot. An amazing lawyer. Aggressively tells people to practice self-care. Threatened by Leslie Odom Jr. Is mean to princes. Likes to push people down the stairs.
Janus: So, I suppose now we begin compiling a list of people we need to nudge down a flight of stairs until they hold another round of callbacks?
Thomas: Oh my gosh, no!
Janus by reptilianrapscallion July 6, 2020
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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