(1) to summarily dismiss a person's argument or complaint (regardless of context, situation or circumstances) and label them "jealous" (2) to create or fabricate a situation for the purpose of labeling someone "jealous" (3) a person or persons who engage in jealpaso.
Named for practices commonly encountered in conversations and situations among the residents of El Paso, Texas.

Did Javier even listen to you when you said his sister put you on the spot asking you personal questions? No, he pulled a jealpaso.

Linda started checking out this guy, looking him up and down, and she looked over at me to see what I would do. Man, I ain't fallin' for no jealpaso! I just kept talking to my friend.

I was trying to engage in an intelligent discussion on a news site, but there were too many jealpasos chiming in.

jealpaso by CodeCrete October 1, 2020

Related Words

jealpy • Jeally • jelpy • jeally syndrome • Jealoyed • jealpaso • jealplus • jealpoes • Jealy • Jealyin'

Jeally

The act of being jealous.

Eg.
Guy: I just got a new Ipod Touch!
Girl: Wow I'm jeally

Jeally by MoTana March 19, 2008

Jealy

Short for Jealous. Use when you just simply don't have enough time to say the entire word "Jealous," or want to make other Hipster d-bags feel inferior by not knowing the hippest, newest slang.

You're so Jealy, Brah!
You just have a case of the jealies.

Jealy by Lou Is Cool June 20, 2011

Jealzyz

The gay man's way of saying jealous

Pronounciation: Gel-zeez

John: Dude, you suck at singing

Matt: You're just jealzyz that i have a better voice than you do

John: Sure I am

Jealzyz by rubyrod7.1 April 17, 2009

jeally

A shortened word for being jealous.

"Ugh, look at his new Ford. I'm definitely jeally."

jeally by angler4941 February 28, 2009

jealynn

A snuggle tooth bitch who thinks there are more than 300 genders

Jealynn is retarded

jealynn by FatTubOfShit May 7, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026