2 definitions by Mort de Soleil

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(n.) when you try your best to succeed, but it just ain't happenin' for ya
Florida A&M did all that they could, but their efforts resulted in a jackopt.
by Mort de Soleil November 20, 2016
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(adj.) being simultaneously jealous and happy for someone
I'm thrilled that my best friend got engaged, but I can't help but feel jealpy due to my feelings for her fiancé.
by Mort de Soleil December 05, 2016
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