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Little twelve year olds ussually spam it around in all chats they can. Dutch word for 'yo mama'

Word will always be used to retalliate on you see the e.g.

ME : Damn, your soooo lame...
IT : Je moeder...

je moeder by Tidus April 30, 2003

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je moeder

je moeder is een typische nederlands scheldwoord dat wordt gebruikt om mesen minder waardig te laten voelen

jan en sem hebben ruzie en opeens zegt jan sem je moeder is fucking gay en toen zei sem nou dat vindt ik echt niet aardig.

je moeder by stijnterhaar948 March 21, 2019

Je moeder vriend

Dutch saying made famous by Chahid Charrak, aka dutch performante, aka kunstgebit

#ik kan wel huilen

Don: eey kunstgebit
Chahid: je moeder vriend

Je moeder vriend by Kechalert September 16, 2020

Je moeder heet henk

See looks like a blob fish she is so ugly. It is a Dutch word. Its a inside joke Lolol trololol

Chinese vliegen poep: hey You skunk like dogpoo
Gekke gerrit:Je moeder heet Henk

Je moeder heet henk by Tena kaas February 27, 2017

Je kanker moeder

It translates from dutch to english to: your cancer mother.
And is used by what we call:vmbo'ers

Like when someone offends you

Domme kut
Je kanker moeder

Je kanker moeder by Hgvgddccv345 October 2, 2020

je kanker moeder

A dutch centence that you can use in almost every moment

Stranger: je bent echt kapot stom/ you are fucking annoying.
You: ja je kanker moeder ook: yes, your cancer mom is annoying to.

Stranger: ik haat je/ i hate you,
You: dat is wat je kanker moeder zei toen je was geboren/ that is what your cancer mom said when you were born.

Stranger: ik neuk je vriendin/ i will fuck your girlfriend.

je kanker moeder by Ooooooopppsssssssp March 25, 2019

je kanker moeder

Dutch word for: Your cancer mom

This sentence is manly used as an insult

Je kanker moeder is een slet

je kanker moeder by Rafebro April 21, 2017

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026