jconn 

A person who is a weak ass pussy

that ain't bout shit.

He has nice eyes and a big shlong, probably because he is over 6ft. he orders large everything cause he got money.

look at that weak ass fuck boy.

Jconn went over his flex, he must have money

jconn by thotgirlxoxo February 12, 2018

National Pick JConn up from Work Day 

On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.

“Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”

National Pick JConn up from Work Day by jpgeigs October 13, 2021

jonny concrete 

Slang term used to describe an item or object that's flipin awesome - something that you'd swap an arm or your own granny for. Comes from the British luxury brand that specialises in making concrete furniture and brick wall for graffiti artists. The brand is well known in London for the concrete door stops it leaves around the city for people to find.

If your mate had a concrete doorstop with a steel handle or a flying car that doubled as a submarine you'd say 'that's totally jonny concrete man'.

jonny concrete by bunchofbananas January 17, 2019

Fatass Jonny 

"Fatass Jonny" is a term created on December of 27th, in 2020. First ever footage of such term used was documented in the video titled, "Fat ass Johnny (CSGO Moment)" uploaded by the channel, "Mrbailey channel". The term is frequently used in the CS:GO community. It is used to call someone who spent, or currently spends, money on the CS:GO game starting from when the game became free in 2018.

Clarifications;
An individual cannot be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they sold something on the Steam market and later on bought something in CS:GO.
An individual can be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they took money out of their wallet to buy something in CS:GO.
An individual cannot be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they took money out of their wallet to buy a Steam gift card and then purchase something in CS:GO.
An individual can be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they bought an item in CS:GO that was planned to make profit from, but failed to do so.

Danny spent $20 on a CS:GO skin out of his own wallet, he has now become a Fatass Jonny.

Lev is not a Fatass Jonny because he sold his skin for $20 when originally he bought it for $15, and therefore made profit.

Fatass Jonny by exxarushii February 8, 2022

jonnythan 

An actual retard

What a foolish comment, don't be such a jonnythan.

jonnythan by Rection,HughG November 27, 2019

Jonnying 

Scavenging the shit out of someones food pantry leaving them with no more food and pissed off.

"Yo Marshawn lets go Jonnying at Millers house".

Jonnying by Tre'Shawn Deandre March 18, 2015

Jonny kane

Name of the Strongest and most powerful human being alive. He is sent by God to keep everything balanced on planet earth. He is currently a naval aviator but he used to be a doctor, astronaut, scientist etc. His tales are known everywhere. He is known for erasing dinosaurs from planet earth because he loved eating their meat. He has defended planet earth from all sort of extraterrestrial threats. He alone can destroy entire universe but he chooses not to do it. Every single super hero character is inspired from Jonny Kane.

“Dude did you hear what happened to planet Pluto?”
“Yeah man it just got Jonny Kaned.”

Jonny kane by Booty Slayer June 20, 2020