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To define something so right, so amazing, so perfect, so clean, so unstoppable it is almost impossible. When someone is given the name of jchao they are being praised for the highest of ranks. The word "chao" alone means goodbye which is what everyone will be saying to the people who dare to stand against or try to beat a person or thing described "jchao" . The J in "jchao" is the 10th letter of the alphabet, as well as humans, have 10 fingers, and 10 toes. This equates to the conclusion that the number 10 is just perfect, making it very fitting to put the letter "j" in front of "chao"
random person - Hey who is that person wearing a durag signing all those women's breasts?

random bystander - Man that's a jchao! he is the boss, look, i'm gonna ask for his autograph!
jchao by merknz September 23, 2020
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it's a slang term for a New Zealander who is a trump supporter. and also is someone who doesn't like pansexuals
to use in sentence ''dang Kanye West is a Jchannel''
Jchannel by Bill Clinton69 July 4, 2020
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a nice, funny, wonderful guy to hang around with, occasionally can act like a dick but means no harm at all, nonetheless is really cool and awesome to hang around with.
Hey look its Jahao! Oh man he is just simply too funny!
Jahao by Grazzit September 29, 2010
1.To go to bed at an excessivly early time.
2. To drink an energy drink than immedietly afterwards fall asleep.
It's ten o'clock man john really jchocking it tonight
Jchocking by quickee December 8, 2006
Joint Commission for Hospital Accreditation= a team of people who go around looking for obscure violations (which have little or nothing at all to do with providing good and safe care) in hospitals in order to keep them on their toes. Things like: A piece of paper must be laminated before it can be taped or tacked onto a wall of bulletin board.
They just announced that jcaho is in the building. FML and any hope for things running smoothly.
jcaho by MAHRN December 30, 2016
noun. a sexual female which attracts all male species onto gazing upon her. Best season for sighting such an amazing woman is between 2 pm - 8 pm, Winter.

verb. to Jcho is to enter the trend of becoming like the REAL thing, only it is impossible, not even chuck norris could do it.
noun: "WOW, did u happen to see that Jcho?

verb: "check out this NEW jcho style!"
Jcho by TamJ(: June 16, 2009
A lizard person. Reliable guy, thinks he is a hero.

Weakness: Red heads
Johao is that guy who falls for every girl.
Johao by Muggle97 September 14, 2020
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