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jblow by Roberta Gonzalez February 10, 2008
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Jbrowned
Verb.
The act in which a normal, casual conversation becomes an awkward and uncomfortable exchange of rambling, incoherent, or "creepy" ideology. Often brought on by an uninvited third party.
The act in which a normal, casual conversation becomes an awkward and uncomfortable exchange of rambling, incoherent, or "creepy" ideology. Often brought on by an uninvited third party.
Dave was talking to his mother when Jason came along and Jbrowned everything into a discussion about mad cow disease and the World Bank.
jlow bob
Code word for Blow Job by swaping the leading letters of the two words. Really funny to say... Which means girls will like saying it, which is half the battle!!!
JaBlowForJacory
Jaquan: Those Indianapolis Colts JaBlowForJacory.
Jaquinton: Yea man they really are gonna get him with the first pick.
Jaquinton: Yea man they really are gonna get him with the first pick.
JaBlowForJacory by JaBlowForJacory November 29, 2011
jbrowned
Verb Def1. To truely satisfy a woman woman suxualy. def2 The act of extreamly satisfying three women at the same time. Def3 The act of using a realy long penis to satisfy a woman beyond her wildest dreams. def3 The oppisit of stahled.
jbrowned by JakerRivers November 7, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.