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Jbads (pronounced jay-bads) or "just below average dick syndrome" is said when describing a mans penis that is just below the average erect length of 5.1 in. (12.9 cm)
Man 1: hey bro how's your day going?
Man 2: not too good. Just measured my penis and found out I have jbads.
jbads by Jjpepper14 July 7, 2018
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any traveler, or group of travelers on the highway, that have piled up their belongings on to the back of their car/pickup/trailer. Sometimes these belongings are covered with a tarp, tied down with rope or bungee cords, to keep them from falling out. "Joad" was the family name of the characters who traveled from the dust bowl to California in the book entitled "The Grapes of Wrath".
"Check out the Joads up ahead on the exit ramp. They seem to be moving a bit slow with that load".
Joads by EdithRules August 20, 2010
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the underground place that houses those ratchet baby twamps in the most majestic building of william & mary's old campus. known for having the classiest lounge in all of jefferson, jbase is the place to be for all of the parties of the building...mostly study ones, but occasionally even cooler ones that involve freshman boys gathering around jbase's tv and cheering rather loudly for various sporting events. the best part of jbase is that you do not have to put any effort into opening doors. just hit all of the buttons and you're set.
"Let's go to jbase and admire their large television"
jbase by jclasssss September 30, 2013
When the JBOSS framework bends you over and makes you the catcher while it pitches.
Fuck! I got JBAWSED again with this new feature.
jbawsed by jbawsed December 6, 2015

jbashing 

making fun of a person who has recently ragequit a gaming community
Some examples of "jbashing"

"He needs to stop being such a fucking baby about everything, I honestly wish I could have backhanded the crap out of him"

"He left because he takes video games too seriously. The details of why he left can be summed up perfectly with one word: ragequit."

"...if your going to be THAT serious about a video game fucking go outside for the love of god."
jbashing by *Dianne* March 16, 2009
A 50s-styled slang word meaning "Cool." The cat's pajama's, the bee's nee's, and other corny sayings of the like are all synonymous to the "Jads." It's a simpler and more fun way of calling something cool.
Example 1: Boy: Well, Sally Jo, i'm just gonna' go ahead and say it! Well, I think you're the jads and i'd like to take you to the sock-hop!

Example 2: Girl: Wow, Kathy, those tube socks are the jads!
Jads by Johnnyberch77 July 15, 2011
The sole action in which one regurgitates in to their own throut, without expelling the vomit.
"I took the girls panties off and the smell made me Jbass"

"Oh fuck, I just Jbassed"
Jbass by Stevie kestrel April 19, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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