jazzhands

a movement of the hands in a rapid sexual motion to sooth women and get in her underpants

a man uses jazzhands every day he gets laid 56 times per day jazzhands sooth women :)

by Tom Richardson September 19, 2007

A little bit Jazzhands

A description used to imply that someone or something is homosexual.

Man 1: Did you see the film Broke Back Mountain
Man 2: No it was a little bit jazzhands for me!

by Kaostheory777 March 6, 2009

Evil-Gay-Jazzhands

A word used to describe someone who embodies a specific type of queer vibe. This person has a flair for the dramatic, an evil laugh and/or evil agenda, a fabulous wardrobe, and a taste for jazz music, hence the jazz hands.

Also can describe how someone uses these vibes to accomplish something.

"He just evil-gay-jazzhands' himself into conversations, strikes terror into you, and then leaves."

by Juliesphantoms October 21, 2021

jazzband

Old news. Originated on the internet circa 2005 when it became old news to report the headline "Jazz Band Covers Aphex Twin" in reference to The Bad Plus' version of Richard D. James' "Flim."

Variations include 'Jazzb&,' 'JB7'

"Hay guyz check out this disgusting video I found on the internets, called 'Two Girls One Cup'!"

"Jazzband."

by ez0r October 9, 2008

jazz hands

A cabaret-style dance move, popularized by the musical "Fosse". Now used, usually ironically, to express excitement, glee, razzle dazzle, etc.

The move is performed by tilting the head slightly, shimmering the hands with fingers splayed either side of the face and crying "Jazz hands!" with an enthusiastic smile. Think Jack from Will and Grace.

Also *JAZZ HANDS!!!* used as an expressive punctuation on blogs and bulletin boards.

I'm all for guys getting in touch with their emotions but he's just too jazz hands for me.

by CougarSW2 November 15, 2004

Jazz Hands bro

The act of sarcastically doing jazz hands to show your lack of excitement about something. Usually used when someone is trying to show off about something that really isn't that sweet.

Guy 1: I made out with a Brazilian girl on the dance floor last night
Guy 2: waving jazz hands That's sick bro

Guy 1: I just got a brand new pair of New Balances!
Guy 2: Jazz hands bro

by MattyMids July 24, 2012

jazz hands#1098

while wearing aviator glasses you take the sharp part of a hammer and smacking it into your leg while coverd in bird shit and eating fried chicken on a tuesday and rubbing tomato sause all over your penis and watching the disney channel.

want to do jazz hands#1098 with your mother.

by friedchickenishot January 13, 2011