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jazz fingers 

when you're fingering a girl and them fingers be dancing in her clit like Richard Bona dances.
Angie wanted more excitment in our relationship, so I gave her the jazz fingers.
jazz fingers by dookembowa May 22, 2006
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Jazz Finger

'The Guitarist In That Band Just Jazz Fingered For The Whole Night'
Jazz Finger by Vibey Johnson October 7, 2006

Jazz Finger

AKA the Bird or middle finger. Derived from a feminist request to refrain from clapping and use jazz hands to show appreciation at a conference to as to not 'trigger' attendees by clapping.
SJWs want us to use Jazz hands instead of applause, let me show them my Jazz Finger.
Jazz Finger by Thralkhar July 2, 2016

Jazz Finger

Klaxons Slang (Anglo-Klaxon) This is when people are guitar-wanking (showing off a song.) Although it doesn't have to music-related - just something over the top and unnecessary.
John - "Man, Wolfmother Jazz Finger too much!"
Jazz Finger by Spider Gregg October 25, 2006

Jazz Finger

When you give someone the middle finger through jazz hands
I needed to tell her to fuck off, but with a little razzle dazzle. So I flipped her the ol' jazz finger.
Jazz Finger by Sarcia26 February 23, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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