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An asshole who is a stoner asshole bitch
Omg jayston was so today he got aressted

#dontwannameethim #stoner #asshole #willhituponyourgirl #ugly #perverted #alotofthings #uglestpersonyoullevermeet #rapist

Ex: Omg did you hear that jayston got arrested for smoking weed?!?!
Omg did you hear that jayston got arrested for smoking weed?!?!
jayston by Dildo3 December 13, 2016
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Very funny guy who has lots of potential, he is a gentlemen and the most loyal guy you will ever meet he might be a dick but with his keen sense of humor and surprisingly big dick
Guy 1: Dang I wanna be like jaystin

Girl 2: sex last night was great definitely want it again
Jaystin by Cuteprincess34 March 11, 2019

jayson tatum

The next Lebron James. The kid is goated as fuck already and he has more comin his way. He is the small forward for the Boston Celtics (aka the best team in the association). The light skin mamba.
Random guy: Who is that sexy dude playing small forward for the C’s
Any educated person: Oh that’s just the light skin mamba, Jayson Tatum

The Jayson 

When you put your hand down the back of her pants in public and finger her butthole.
Did you see that guy pull The Jayson?? He was knuckle deep hand feeding that bison!
The Jayson by The Real Wiz 76 November 29, 2015
A name for One real motherfucking g that everyone likes and can make everyone laugh
Oh shit is jayton that's my nigga man
jayton by reallg64 October 17, 2016
Sexiest most amazing person ever. You would be lucky to even know him. If you have had the privilege of meeting him then you are of a special few. Jayson is the most loving sweet and kind person ever. He'll go down on you more than he'll take a bj. He has the biggest dick in the world
I love Jayson. He ate me out all night last night.
Jayson by A.f. January 18, 2015
Joyston is a person who is very hardworking and polite. Joyston is introverted and more often than not might seem arrogant as they do not make the effort to talk to you first, but once you get to know them they’re really fun! They can also be really pricey when you ask them to do something. They love to travel and make new friends which is ironic given that they can not keep up with a conversation when they’re nervous . But you’re lucky if you have a Joyston as a friend.
Let me Joyston you.
Oh but you talk to much what happed now.... you’re such a joyston!
joyston by Riyeahwahtever September 8, 2020
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