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An asshole who is a stoner asshole bitch
Omg jayston was so today he got aressted

#dontwannameethim #stoner #asshole #willhituponyourgirl #ugly #perverted #alotofthings #uglestpersonyoullevermeet #rapist

Ex: Omg did you hear that jayston got arrested for smoking weed?!?!
Omg did you hear that jayston got arrested for smoking weed?!?!
jayston by Dildo3 December 13, 2016
Words you can keep
Very funny guy who has lots of potential, he is a gentlemen and the most loyal guy you will ever meet he might be a dick but with his keen sense of humor and surprisingly big dick
Guy 1: Dang I wanna be like jaystin

Girl 2: sex last night was great definitely want it again
Jaystin by Cuteprincess34 March 11, 2019

jayson tatum

The next Lebron James. The kid is goated as fuck already and he has more comin his way. He is the small forward for the Boston Celtics (aka the best team in the association). The light skin mamba.
Random guy: Who is that sexy dude playing small forward for the C’s
Any educated person: Oh that’s just the light skin mamba, Jayson Tatum

The Jayson 

When you put your hand down the back of her pants in public and finger her butthole.
Did you see that guy pull The Jayson?? He was knuckle deep hand feeding that bison!
The Jayson by The Real Wiz 76 November 29, 2015
A name for One real motherfucking g that everyone likes and can make everyone laugh
Oh shit is jayton that's my nigga man
jayton by reallg64 October 17, 2016
Sexiest most amazing person ever. You would be lucky to even know him. If you have had the privilege of meeting him then you are of a special few. Jayson is the most loving sweet and kind person ever. He'll go down on you more than he'll take a bj. He has the biggest dick in the world
I love Jayson. He ate me out all night last night.
Jayson by A.f. January 18, 2015
Joyston is a person who is very hardworking and polite. Joyston is introverted and more often than not might seem arrogant as they do not make the effort to talk to you first, but once you get to know them they’re really fun! They can also be really pricey when you ask them to do something. They love to travel and make new friends which is ironic given that they can not keep up with a conversation when they’re nervous . But you’re lucky if you have a Joyston as a friend.
Let me Joyston you.
Oh but you talk to much what happed now.... you’re such a joyston!
joyston by Riyeahwahtever September 8, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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