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Jamesh Kon
Pronounced: "jam-esh-cone" (stated at 1.5x speed)
"Jamesh kon" is the farsi expression, and english equivalent of "get or gather your shit together."
If you have a Persian friend, or happen to have a Persian neighbor who's generally noisy, disruptive, annoying, or just generally difficult, all you have to do is simply request that they..."jamesh kon."
A quick "Jamesh kon" is the most effective way to get a person to self reflect and become more cognizant of their wild and nonconforming ways.
"Jamesh kon" is the farsi expression, and english equivalent of "get or gather your shit together."
If you have a Persian friend, or happen to have a Persian neighbor who's generally noisy, disruptive, annoying, or just generally difficult, all you have to do is simply request that they..."jamesh kon."
A quick "Jamesh kon" is the most effective way to get a person to self reflect and become more cognizant of their wild and nonconforming ways.
Why are you mowing the lawn at 6 AM Behzad? ... jamesh kon.
That's a nice pair of loppers you have there Ali, but it's 9 AM on a Saturday so... jamesh kon.
Look, I know your shrubs and plants are out of control and you really want to use your pruning saw right now, but I'm going to need you to...jamesh kon.
Is that seriously a wheelbarrow you have there Hooshang? ...jamesh kon.
Put the leaf blower down Ali...jamesh kon.
That's a nice pair of loppers you have there Ali, but it's 9 AM on a Saturday so... jamesh kon.
Look, I know your shrubs and plants are out of control and you really want to use your pruning saw right now, but I'm going to need you to...jamesh kon.
Is that seriously a wheelbarrow you have there Hooshang? ...jamesh kon.
Put the leaf blower down Ali...jamesh kon.
Jamesh Kon by KimberlyDee August 5, 2020
Jayesh
A guy with great personality and appeal. Is popular but opens up with very few people. Good at sports. Is very picky and gets irritated sometimes. Good at giving hugs.
Jayesh by Pseudonymrr July 30, 2020
Jaymes Fruit
A gourd/fruit with a rather large round base and short stump. This poor mis-shapened fruit is rather obnoxious to compensate for its lack of stump size.
Jaymes Fruit by gullllllllll! January 24, 2011
Jayesh
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janmesh
The king of kings who has ascended to the level of godliness. He is a really cool guy who is always loyal to his friends. No matter what happens he will always have your back. Doesn’t like fake people and will cut you off if he senses you are toxic. Janmesh oozes sex appeal. He attracts every living being on earth. His fashion sense is unreal and it’s surprising he isn’t a designer or runway model. Very hard worker who makes sure to bring his closest friends along as he strives for the top. He is a borderline genius so if you need help with anything he is the man to reach out to. If you have a Janmesh in your life, do not let him go.
janmesh by Louisvuittondon420 November 23, 2021
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