jaybyrd
The type of person you ask to carry you or boost you out of your overwatch elo. He is mediocre at most video games but he tries his best. Poket sag.
jaybyrd by superawesomelady43 November 26, 2022
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naked as a jaybird
naked as a jaybird by Light Joker July 7, 2007
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king jaybird
king jaybird by johnny uofhd October 29, 2020
jaybird
a Deep South term from the 1960s and before which means approximately: fool, bastard, jerk, jackass, silly twit, silly billy, doofus, goofball, goof-off, layabout, delinquent, lazy bum, gadabout, joker, popinjay, etc. This word is almost always meant as an affectionate insult among friends, and doesn't carry much wallop. Cf. huckleberry and jackleg.
The Captain Jaybird
recieving oral sex while driving a boat and right as you ejaculate you push her head down onto your shaft(causing her to gag and/or choke), pull her up and immediately box her ears and push her off the boat. As you are giving her a sturdy shove don't forget to yell "peace bitch, tell your friends!"
The Captain Jaybird by dirtyjaybird85 March 10, 2011
Jaybird
JayBird
Another name for the sex god Jay McGuiness from The Wanted given to him from the fabulous people known as the #TWFanmily.
JayBird by Selina Sykes September 30, 2012
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