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The Captain Jaybird

recieving oral sex while driving a boat and right as you ejaculate you push her head down onto your shaft(causing her to gag and/or choke), pull her up and immediately box her ears and push her off the boat. As you are giving her a sturdy shove don't forget to yell "peace bitch, tell your friends!"

That son of a bitch said he was taking me fishing and all I got was "The Captain Jaybird

by dirtyjaybird85 March 10, 2011