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Javvad is the J in Donald J Trump.
Javvad will be impeached.
javvad by Zeyyad January 23, 2020
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Mohamad javad

really awesome guy, who is awesome.

1. One who is genuine and real in all aspects of life.

2. A mover and a thinker; a person who does not buy into trends to improve self-image.

3. A generous and giving individual.

4. A person who is really cute

1. You can try all you want, but you ain't no mohamad javad - you're a phoney.

#cool#awesome#hott#nice#body#kind #cute
person:hey did you see that awesome guy?

me: yah hes a mohamad Javad
Mohamad javad by Souloptophor August 18, 2018
1. One who is genuine and real in all aspects of life.
2. A mover and a thinker; a person who does not buy into trends to improve self-image.
3. A generous and giving individual.
1. You can try all you want, but you ain't no javad - you're a phoney.
javad by master August 30, 2006

javadyke 

An artsy lesbian, esp. one which works in a coffee house.
Dude, I totally got dumped for a javadyke.
javadyke by Steven Terry December 14, 2008

javaddisswagger 

very intelectual, but muchos khas with gay shit. she can swim while walking and talk while silent. he is deaf but still can hear. he is the giant in za skyah. autist artist.

irani. i am pakistani
oh a javaddisswagger in the skaye.
1. Incredibly humble and shy.
2. The master of paper crafts.
3. The expert of astrology.
4. A phenomenal singer.
Do you know Javad? I've heard he is really good at folding boxes from paper.
Javad by vaivux January 29, 2023
One of the most energetic and funny people out there. She can be very calm one minute then very loving and crazy the next. She has a big booty despite what she says. She is very cute and guaranteed to make you laugh every time you talk to her. If you are lucky to find a Javada, keep her in your life because she will always keep you in hers. ;)
Boy: Damn that girl walking down the street has a big booty
Boy 2: Thats Javada
Javada by Machii November 5, 2018
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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