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Janeane Garofalo
An ignorant D-list celebrity/bitch that has never made a substantive argument to back up any of her political views and instead just calls everyone that disagrees with her a racist or a homophobe. Most recently, she did this when she accused tea party protesters of being racist rednecks, even though the protest had nothing at all to do with race. JG lacks the cognitive ability to understand that it is possible for people to be angry about the excessive spending, coming hyperinflation and tax increases that will destroy this country, and not be racists. Also, she doesn't shave her pits and has a head the size of a Hummer.
Janeane Garofalo by RME1976 July 12, 2009
javaneze
he can't open his eyes unless he has some coffee, he's a total javaneze.
he drives his bike like a javaneze. (speedy)
he drives his bike like a javaneze. (speedy)
javaneze by nicholasGR July 24, 2008
javenner
javenner by Shorty-geeeeeza April 6, 2017
Javanese
Humorously,any excessively florid writing style. From the actual Javanese script, all but no longer used in Java, Indonesia, which had a very artistic flair in its heyday (now a modified Roman alphabet is used for Javanese).
Jadeane
Jadeane by Pokachu123 June 24, 2017
Jabeaner
1). A cross-breed between a Jamaican and a Beaner. Found in several clubs in Def Jam:FFNY, they like to piss white people off with their cheap-ass moves like hopping over your head when you punch them in the face. Several famous Jabeaners include Sean Paul, and the various members of the Rastafah Crew. (It should be noted that a Jabeaner does not actually have to be half Jamaican and half Beaner. They just have to look like a Beaner and talk very fast like a Jamaican.)
2). Fast talking, cheap fighting assholes in Def Jam:FFNY that neither Joe nor I could beat because they are cheap-ass, motherfucking sons of bitches that fight with weapons because they are gay-ass pussies who cant fight like real computer generated AI.
2). Fast talking, cheap fighting assholes in Def Jam:FFNY that neither Joe nor I could beat because they are cheap-ass, motherfucking sons of bitches that fight with weapons because they are gay-ass pussies who cant fight like real computer generated AI.
That Sean Paul is a cheap ass motherfucking Jabeaner and made the buttons on my controller not work, then beat my ass with weapons because he is a pussy.
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026