javeane

A person with humongous penis

I wish I could be as big as javeane

by Goofy j June 14, 2017

Janeane Garofalo

An ignorant D-list celebrity/bitch that has never made a substantive argument to back up any of her political views and instead just calls everyone that disagrees with her a racist or a homophobe. Most recently, she did this when she accused tea party protesters of being racist rednecks, even though the protest had nothing at all to do with race. JG lacks the cognitive ability to understand that it is possible for people to be angry about the excessive spending, coming hyperinflation and tax increases that will destroy this country, and not be racists. Also, she doesn't shave her pits and has a head the size of a Hummer.

Dude: "Hey, I said I didn't want pickles on my burger!"

Janeane Garofalo: "You fucking racist."

by RME1976 July 12, 2009

javaneze

a javaneze as in coffee addict
coffee junkie

he can't open his eyes unless he has some coffee, he's a total javaneze.
he drives his bike like a javaneze. (speedy)

by nicholasGR July 24, 2008

javenner

A two faced person or twat

Daves such a javenner

by Shorty-geeeeeza April 6, 2017

Javanese

Humorously,any excessively florid writing style. From the actual Javanese script, all but no longer used in Java, Indonesia, which had a very artistic flair in its heyday (now a modified Roman alphabet is used for Javanese).

There's no need to use that Javanese in your letter to get your point across. Just write as you normally would.

by pentozali June 12, 2008

Jadeane

Very unique name for a unique lady. She is intelligent, and works hard for a lot of things!

Jadeane is a dude magnet

by Pokachu123 June 24, 2017

Jabeaner

1). A cross-breed between a Jamaican and a Beaner. Found in several clubs in Def Jam:FFNY, they like to piss white people off with their cheap-ass moves like hopping over your head when you punch them in the face. Several famous Jabeaners include Sean Paul, and the various members of the Rastafah Crew. (It should be noted that a Jabeaner does not actually have to be half Jamaican and half Beaner. They just have to look like a Beaner and talk very fast like a Jamaican.)

2). Fast talking, cheap fighting assholes in Def Jam:FFNY that neither Joe nor I could beat because they are cheap-ass, motherfucking sons of bitches that fight with weapons because they are gay-ass pussies who cant fight like real computer generated AI.

That Sean Paul is a cheap ass motherfucking Jabeaner and made the buttons on my controller not work, then beat my ass with weapons because he is a pussy.

by idm0211 July 4, 2006