A retarded African primate that breathes out if its mouth, has long bushy eyebrows, and can usually only manage to vocalize the following phrase: "Shut the fuck up." Gets angry when challenged by those with higher competence. Also know to debut "retard strength." Ritually smears poop all over its face.

Did you see that Jaeuu fall and get that concussion? That makes what, five now?

Jaeuu by Horbie February 6, 2003

Related Words

jauuu • Jacuumzii • jacuun • Jaeuu • Jaiuu • Jaugust • Jauque • jauqueze • jauü • Juuu

juuul

How dumb teenagers addicted to nicotine pronounce juul

guy 1: give me a hit of your juuul man.
guy 2: here ya go

juuul by thatonetruthguy December 22, 2018

Juuug

The act of taking someone's belongings from them without their knowledge.

That man dale hit a juuug On Ian, he took all his lighters!

Juuug by Sebastian is a bitch May 4, 2017

Juuuheard

1. You feel me...

2. I just grabbed those new 11's #Juuuheard.

I back like I left something juuuheard.

Juuuheard by #SelfMadeUncleSam February 4, 2020

Juuu

Juex's gf

Juuu is there sleeping with juex

Juuu by juex March 20, 2021

Jauque

JAUQUE: is an emotional state of transition that forces an individual to sacrifice a part of himself to reach an higher level in his love relations, even friendships. Jauque is based on an American expression and appeared in the french language around the 30's. Jauque is a word since used to describe a notion seen neither as abstract nor essential.

"Honey do you think we're ready for le Jauque?"

Jauque by Jackson slaughter March 30, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026