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Jatohn nice black guy, in love with himself, smooth with the ladies and does dance from time to time. No one dislikes Jatohn cause he mad cool. You see Jatohn you better get lit with him
That boy jatohn is my mans
jatohn by Jay Ter June 2, 2017
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Beautiful, smart very head strong has a nice ass. Task orirnted, gym rat, huge tease, loves only a select few.
Jatona has beauty and brains.
Jatona has a kissable Bottom lip
jatona by N2N3 December 21, 2016
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Jathniel 

jath´nEel "One hired by God". Ancient Hebrew.
in the Bible, doorkeeper of the tabernacle.

Jathniels tend to be cool, easy-going, unambitious, and just all-around good guys.
They always seem to analyze things clearly, despite seeming so relaxed. Yet at the most unexpected times, they perform great feats! Jathniels are the cool cats, that usually save the world at the last moments.
Man, our whole world wouldve gotten nuked, if Jathniel didnt swoop in at the last minute to save us!
Jathniel by dudefromlinkinheights October 30, 2010
n. An almost impossible task commited in military warfare.
After defeating a German force while outnumbered sixty to one and relieving the besieged combat engineers entrenched behind enemy lines, General Howdinger was often quoted as having "pulled the biggest jatonx since Cannae".
Jatonx by Galaucus Rex February 20, 2005

Jathonjoestar

Jathonjoestar is a popular 17 year old tiktoker from Michigan. His content is based off of a yellow m&m named Sanjay and his iPhone 1 explode ever 5 seconds. His wife is jathonsobsessivelover.
“Jathonjoestar is so hot

“Bestie you need to go outside we miss you. You haven’t gone outside in months and have been stalking him. We’re concerned that you worship Jathonjoestar”
Jathonjoestar by yanoila February 20, 2021

Jathonsobsessivelover 

Someone in love with jathonjoestar, A 17 year old tiktoker from Michigan. His wife is of course, Jathonsobsessivelover loves him, ALOT. (bestie tbh I'm concerned but im not going to say anything) this love for jathon started on 2020-12-24, when they fell in love <3 (**reminder** this is a joke!!)
"Bestie it's been years since you came outside, Come out, We miss you."
"We are scared for you bestie."
"Please come out Yanoila we are concerned."

"We love Jathonsobsessivelover"
1). Aww, he's a JaJohn!
JaJohn by zomgjb March 25, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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