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Real shorty you’ll ever meet.
It gets no better than JaTonia.
JaTonia by RealShortie June 7, 2021
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Jatoria's are hard to find.

Chances are you will only meet one in your life so take care of she will make you laugh even when your down. She will love you for who you are she is very strong and usually curlyheaded.
Jatoria is so funny i love her so much
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A loud nice girl that has love in her heart ❤.She has 1 bestfriend that she can count on.She put her family 👪 and friends before herself.She loves herself and everyone around her.She even loves her haters.
I love Jasonia she is cool,and loving!!
Jasonia by Janiya_jazz November 23, 2018
Beautiful, smart very head strong has a nice ass. Task orirnted, gym rat, huge tease, loves only a select few.
Jatona has beauty and brains.
Jatona has a kissable Bottom lip
jatona by N2N3 December 21, 2016
She is more than I could have ever asked or dreamed for. A wonderful sense of humor that never fails to brighten anyone's day. She is an amazing cook. Has the ability to whip up anything in the kitchen from blueberry pancakes to a cooked to order ribeye. I love her more than she will ever know. She truly completes me. I will live out the rest of my life knowing that never again do I have to face anything alone. I will work to make sure she is always as happy as she makes me. She will never want or need for anything. She deserves it.
Jatonna is the very best
Jatonna by bessylu February 4, 2010
Jatonya by Bo$$Bitch5728 September 9, 2018
A disease that can spread fast and develops from stress and annoyances. Life's smallest difficulties begin to stack up and it seems like people are against you. A timmybug can get inside your head and cause bloating and issues with your breathing at first, then slowly begin to bug you until you have begun to sweat. A tonybug pushes you over.

Jasonia can cause death, disease, transition to cancer and malaria and can create brain tumors, creating a potential loss in life span.

Jasonia can be cured through calming your mind and relative mindfulness. Trying to numb your brain of pain will not work as it will rush through even more, do the things you enjoy and try to ignore the pests in your brain.
I'm infected with Jasonia. That's why I feel like I haven't been thinking straight for the past couple of days.
Jasonia by JaaaaaayyyyTeeee October 19, 2019
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