zomgjb's definitions

Two Years Resolution

A new years resolution that turns into two years because you either forgot about it or are just too lazy to try to do it so you give yourself 2 years instead of one.

Person 1: Hey, didn't you say your new years resolution was to quit smoking?

Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.

by zomgjb December 15, 2009

Holigay

A gay that goes all out for the holidays--especially Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.

Friend 1: OMG HOME DEPOT JUST GOT THEIR SHIPMENT OF CHRISTMAS TREES!
Friend 2: Wow...you're such a holigay.

by zomgjb January 18, 2016

JaJohn

1). a person of massive awesomeness.

1). Aww, he's a JaJohn!

by zomgjb March 25, 2008

IAMYAY

“I Am Me You Are You.”
An acronym reminding us to be respectful of people’s humanness—including their various individual intersections. It’s a reminder that not everyone has to think and behave the way you do. IAMYAY is a way of life and mindset of allowing people to be their full authentic self with no negative judgement.

Person one: I can’t believe you voted for Donald Trump you prick!
Person two: Doesn’t mean I love you any less, remember—IAMYAY.

Person one: I can’t believe you think like that.
Person two: IAMYAY. ❤️

by zomgjb April 8, 2020

Froan

Friend loan

Person 1: Man, I wish I could get tickets to the Beyonce concert, but I'm short on cash.

Person 2: Want a froan?

by zomgjb April 17, 2024

Mall Money

Money that you take to the mall if you're actually going to shop instead of hang out.

At least $30.

John: Hey, do you want to go to the mall?
Tiffany: Yeah, but I don't have any mall money.

by zomgjb October 4, 2008