A new years resolution that turns into two years because you either forgot about it or are just too lazy to try to do it so you give yourself 2 years instead of one.
Person 1: Hey, didn't you say your new years resolution was to quit smoking?
Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.
Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.
by zomgjb December 15, 2009
by zomgjb August 08, 2008
Friend 1: OMG HOME DEPOT JUST GOT THEIR SHIPMENT OF CHRISTMAS TREES!
Friend 2: Wow...you're such a holigay.
Friend 2: Wow...you're such a holigay.
by zomgjb November 13, 2015
Person 1: Man, I wish I could get tickets to the Beyonce concert, but I'm short on cash.
Person 2: Want a froan?
Person 2: Want a froan?
by zomgjb April 17, 2024
“I Am Me You Are You.”
An acronym reminding us to be respectful of people’s humanness—including their various individual intersections. It’s a reminder that not everyone has to think and behave the way you do. IAMYAY is a way of life and mindset of allowing people to be their full authentic self with no negative judgement.
An acronym reminding us to be respectful of people’s humanness—including their various individual intersections. It’s a reminder that not everyone has to think and behave the way you do. IAMYAY is a way of life and mindset of allowing people to be their full authentic self with no negative judgement.
Person one: I can’t believe you voted for Donald Trump you prick!
Person two: Doesn’t mean I love you any less, remember—IAMYAY.
Person one: I can’t believe you think like that.
Person two: IAMYAY. ❤️
Person two: Doesn’t mean I love you any less, remember—IAMYAY.
Person one: I can’t believe you think like that.
Person two: IAMYAY. ❤️
by zomgjb April 08, 2020