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a mothefucker who looks like a frog and has a phat forehead with overgrown toenails n munches salmonella for breakfast, make sure you social distance
look at the mothefucker, what a jasheer
jasheer by mazzalinie July 29, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
Anyone who is totally awesome since this name is so rare.
Who the fuck is named Jasher anyway?
Jasher by Ankansasmoose February 4, 2010
Related Words
jasheer Jasher jaseer Jasneer Jamsheer jaheer Jahseer Jasheara Jasheem Jasheen
Jasveer is a person who is amazing at everything he/she does. They tend to be amazing at sport, education and in bed.
Man, you aint a normal person, your amazing. You must be a Jasveer
Jasveer by balleshava April 1, 2009

Jasheena 

She is the best person you could ask for. she gives the perfect advices. you may feel like that is not what you want but in the end there is nothing more meaningful than what she said.

She can be your brightest star in the galaxy

And she is also firm to what she says so always think before you answer her😉
"Wow you are exactly like jasheena"she said
Jasheena by ..__xoxo__.. November 18, 2018
Jasneer is the most genuine underdstanding person you will ever meet. Not only is she all that she is someone you can have a real conversaion without any inturuptions.With her i feel like i can tell her anything without getting juged or called names. She will always encorage you to do things you may be terrified to do. She also has an amazing personality if shes having a bad day thats not going to stop her from cheering you up with one of her comfortingly feeling in a way joke sthat dont get me wrong they are cringey but that dosent matter. She will never stab your back,use you,she will always put youy before her, she will stand up for you in a heartbeat, shes so much more than that that its hard to fit it into words. Not many people may know who she is but if you do be proud of that be happy that you can a great friend like her.
Me"Thanks for listing ive never told anyone that before"
Jasneer "anytime, thank you for telling me'
Jasneer by sincerelyme March 7, 2019

jaskeerat 

Yo man, don't fuck with jaskeerat.
jaskeerat by OG MUDBONES October 3, 2012
An anime weeb
Biggest simp
the funniest guy but only a few ppl know that as he is shy and introvert
also a dumb b*tch
my friend's name is jaseer
jaseer by daym heheh November 24, 2021
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