jarvon

Literally can pull any girl he wants

jk he's overweight and its a miracle from the heavens if any girl shows any sign of interaction with him

Guy: What's up fatty

Jarvon: oh hey Andre

by please help me, i don't know April 13, 2022

Jargon Jocker

A person who steals and uses phrases made up by, or frequently said by someone else, or another group of people.

Rob: Yo you heard that new Lil' Wayne joint yet?

Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!

Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)

by Jayy Smooth May 19, 2009

Apple Jargon

Talking or writing in an understated way to give the impression that something is 'revolutionary' all the while not giving out any real specific details just the way Apple always does. A similar technique is used by teachers, they talk really quietly when they want everyone's attention.

The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!

Apple/Google/Bing: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you could have all your documents in one place wherever you went? Well now you can with Apple/Google/Bing ***. How does it work? Well, that's the fun part, you just put all your documents...

Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)

by RolakiPapa April 18, 2010

Javon

Javon is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will think is invincible and he will also be very stubborn. He is funny, intellegent, and can read people just by looking at them. His presence makes you feel safe and free. He isn’t afraid to speak the truth and tell you how it is. He is the most amazing man you will ever meet.

Javon is the best boyfriend I’ve ever had and I can’t wait for him to be my husband.

by tipsyhippy1 June 15, 2018

Jahvon

Jahvon is very hot. He loves his family and the person he is with. He has a lot of haters but they don't bother him. He is very funny and brave. He will do anything for the one girl he is with.

Do you know Jahvon he is so funny

Jahvon is so handsome!

by Chargers1307 October 5, 2016

Jarson

Brown Filipino boy.
Name came from Ma's maiden name and Pa's last name.

Ma and Pa made Jarson

by murderrheads August 13, 2008

Jayvon

A sweet, loving man. He's unique and caring. His happiness depends on others happines. He is very proud of the people in his life. His smile could light up the darkest place. His heart is so big.He accepts people for who they are.He gives the Best advice and he is very wise . He is the most selfless person you could ever meet. He is very good to his loved ones. He is the kind of man that will make a difference in the world. He is passionate and treats everyone with love. He deserves the best in everything he does. He will, no doubt, be successful in life and he will have many loved ones around him for a long time.

You are so lucky to be dating Jayvon.

by jc'sgirl December 3, 2013