A person that plays video games too much. A person that never puts the controller down even to use the restroom. When a jar shitter has to shit they shit in a jar
Man did you see that guy quick scope me from a mile away... what a Jarshitter
Wow that guy is 30-0 he hasn't died once what a Jarshitter
A cool dude that likes to make people laugh. Usually knows what to say when people are sad but when he doesn't have word will use his action such as his jokes to cheer you up. If you're lucky enough you'll get to know his romantic side. He's loyal as hell unlike most other dudes, but he like a four leafed he is super rare.
The bestest person to ever exist. Always tries to cheer up others, no matter who they are. Always offering a helping hand. A literal god. Says they aren't the bestest, however, it is a fact, that they truly are the bestest person ever. This definition has been proven fact, there is no error with its context in any way, shape, or form.
An incredibly disturbing shock video in which a man sits on a jar, and proceeds to insert it in his anus. The jar breaks, after which blood pours from his ass. Without flinching, he calmly picks pieces of broken glass from his rectum, while a pool of blood gathers on the floor.
'You're walking strangely today, did you try copying jarsquatter last night?'
'That curry was so intense, my ass feels worse than jarsquatters'
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.