jarophobia

the fear of being placed into a glass jar and being ejaculated onto.

Amy has the biggest case of jarophobia I've ever seen.

by Tinotin1 November 17, 2020

Josophobia

The fear of having your name googled

I have Josophobia *Someone googles your name* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by 4thiceboy November 26, 2017

Jojophobia

Joh-joh-fo-bee-ah
noun; The fear of references to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
A person who has said fear is Jojophobic.

Person 1: "Is that a MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?"
Person 2: "PLEASE NO!" *shivers*
Person 2 has Jojophobia.

by Josophobia December 12, 2017

jojophobia

an extreme or irrational fear of references

dont reference anything when near him. He has jojophobia

by ekrej December 12, 2017

jeraphobia

a disease memory loss in a short period of time
(dory)

Person 1: I just forgot what I was going to do like 2 minutes ago!
Person 2: You must have gotten the jeraphobia disease!

by rhzorwashere September 10, 2019

Barophobia

The fear of gravity.

You'd be screwed if you had that.

by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 7, 2005

Junophobia

A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.

Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.

by FuMikechu May 15, 2008