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jacknaphobia 

A common phobia of jack’s. Most people suffer years without being diagnosed or fully coming to terms with this phobia and it is extremely hard to treat unfortunately.
“Hey why don’t you hangout with jack white as much anymore?” “Oh i found out I have jacknaphobia”
jacknaphobia by 12345pandagirl April 26, 2022

Jacobphobia 

I started gipping because I saw Jacob today. I think I have Jacobphobia
Jacobphobia by Me12345555 October 17, 2023

Jackophobia 

1. An ardent and undefinable fear of the pop legend Micheal Jackson.
Stacy is terrified of Micheal Jackson for no reason. Perhaps she has Jackophobia.
Jackophobia by The Rhymnocerous August 24, 2022

sackphobia 

Fear of a big ballsack on your face.
Cynthia has seen one too many nuts sacks up close and personal. She now has a fear of sackphobia.
sackphobia by Sackdrag November 8, 2017
A fear of JFK from Clone High.
Because he's an ugly himbo.
Why do people like this man
"You need to stop being afraid of JFK."

"No, I have a small JFKphobia. He's kinda scary man."
jfkphobia by Dumbash October 16, 2020

Jackophobia 

1. The fright and unmoving fear of losing the girl of your dreams (Jackie).

2. The Fear of being separated from Jackie

3. Christopher's fear of losing Jackie the girl he loves more than anything
Chris has a jackophobia which bothers him almost everyday.
Jackophobia by WilsonBear123 October 21, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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