jarlsberg 

Pronounced Yarlsberg
The best tasting cheese in existence!!
Originally from Laurvig and Jarlsberg country, South of Norway.

2006 is Jarlsberg's 50th Anniversary

jarlsberg by He's the boxman September 22, 2006

carlsberg 

probably the best beer in the world.

....carlsberg don't do internet sites but if they did they'd probably be the best in the world.

carlsberg by Seany L May 13, 2003

carlsberg export 

An alcoholic beverage that requires great skill by Danish lorry drivers to get it out of the country. Local danish people, particularly elderly ladies, will do anything to stop it crossing the border, including pushing the lorry drivers down the cellar stairs.

Carlsberg Export is so good the danish don't want it to leave.

carlsberg export by TV Boy June 19, 2005

carlsberg 

The finest in Danish brew.

Carlsberg's flavor, a sharp yet bubbly medley, leaves a taste of crisp grain malt on the tongue. The bold carbonation tingles then soothes the throat.

A beer so delicate, an appropriate beverage to enjoy, even for your godson's brisk.

*man walks up to a group of strangers*

Man: Hey.. Would anyone like some Carlsberg?

Group: Hey sure!

carlsberg by redzone1 March 18, 2009

Carlsberg Export 

Wet dog harvested into a bottle.

- Shit dude this lager tastes like wet dog.
= Dude thats Carlsberg Export your drinking.
- Oh right, makes sense.

Carlsberg Export by Shryker January 13, 2008

Steve Carlsberg 

One of the worst characters in Welcome to Night Vale. He is really annoying and Cecil Palmer hates him.

No thank you to STEVE CARLSBERG!

Steve Carlsberg by BenderTheGroundskeeper June 12, 2020

carlsberg 

donkey piss

"look at that a donkey drinking HOBGOBLIN CIRCLE MASTER"
"YES but it is pissing out carlsberg"

carlsberg by druid April 19, 2004