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carlsberg 

The finest in Danish brew.

Carlsberg's flavor, a sharp yet bubbly medley, leaves a taste of crisp grain malt on the tongue. The bold carbonation tingles then soothes the throat.

A beer so delicate, an appropriate beverage to enjoy, even for your godson's brisk.
*man walks up to a group of strangers*

Man: Hey.. Would anyone like some Carlsberg?

Group: Hey sure!
carlsberg by redzone1 March 18, 2009

carlsberg 

donkey piss
"look at that a donkey drinking HOBGOBLIN CIRCLE MASTER"
"YES but it is pissing out carlsberg"
carlsberg by druid April 19, 2004

carlsberg 

v. to leave immediately; to abscond
n. a really shitty beer that tastes acceptable only when you're abroad
Yo, lets carlsberg out of this joint.
carlsberg by segmastaK May 28, 2012

Carlsberg 

Probably the best beer in the world
Carlsberg, probably the best beer in the world
Carlsberg by Suklaa May 5, 2019

carlsberg export 

An alcoholic beverage that requires great skill by Danish lorry drivers to get it out of the country. Local danish people, particularly elderly ladies, will do anything to stop it crossing the border, including pushing the lorry drivers down the cellar stairs.
Carlsberg Export is so good the danish don't want it to leave.
carlsberg export by TV Boy June 19, 2005

Carlsberg Export 

- Shit dude this lager tastes like wet dog.
= Dude thats Carlsberg Export your drinking.
- Oh right, makes sense.
Carlsberg Export by Shryker January 13, 2008
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