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jarleni is a curly head, tall and bad bitch. she loves guys that start with a ''M' in her same school. she usually will cuss you out and leave you with out words can be really mean at sometimes but always has eyebrows on FLEEK. she is thiccc with 3c's :) and has a great heart with a good personality
immar: I would love me a jarleni.
jarleni by jarleni June 5, 2019
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Jaylening 

The act of flaking on meeting a friend you met on xbox when they are closest to you
Me: Yeah, man. I just talked to him and he said he can't meet up even though I gave him clear warning that I was coming.

Friend: Wow, he seriously was jaylening you?
Jaylening by Rofl Gun September 5, 2012
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omggg jarlen yezzzz put it up me
Jarlen by joejoe mama2.0 October 22, 2019
Crazy outgoing girl who is willing to try anything, would go out with a guy with a kid. But destined to date someone whose name starts with a B.
I just want to do some Jarlene things today
Jarlene by Jar-lean September 28, 2011

Jarlenis 

A girl who can test you right and give you what you desire! A beautiful, young , caring person. If she gets treated wrong you will be missing out! Also it is a unique name one of a kind!
Jarlenis is a unique name
Jarlenis by Jessica pansemo March 9, 2019

jarlenski 

When a girl gets messed up by another girl in a fight, football game, or other sporting event, etc.
"Damn! That Emma totally jarlenskid Lauren!"
"yeah man i heard she's in the hospital!"
jarlenski by Rob and Nick December 1, 2006
has a big dick. is a fuck boy. had sex at the age of 13. is somewhat tall. dyes his hair to many times
jarlen is really annoying
Jarlen by joejoe mama2.0 October 22, 2019
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fache-couture 

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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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