Skip to main content
da GOAT...
jaquesh the goat we love him
jaquesh by Chadnoman April 8, 2022
Urban Dictionary Merch

Joe jaques 

A joe Jaques is a person who has a massive nose, so big birds nest on the end, it also means someone who can't handle there drink also a homo.
In a sentence you could say " look at the state of him! He's Joe Jaques".
Joe jaques by Joe jaques July 4, 2014
The perfect guy every girl wants but he has to many hoes 💯
I want jaques in my life
Jaques by Ques January 3, 2017

Jaques Balance 

Mythical multi billionaire venture capitalist known to allways be in Monaco investing in small and large companies worldwide. Only few have met him, those who have known to converse and do business with him are now also billionaires.
Jaques Balance by Bosco_bosco1 October 18, 2008
Name depicting certain traits of Harlem born black people, specifically the ability to use a 9mm weapon and or switch blade.
My name is Jacquese and i have a 9 milli and i is gonna shoot you up for real.
jaquese by Jacquese January 22, 2004
The name Jaquest is a unique name, The name Jaquest means have a lot of girls and he will have a future with the girl he is with now
jaquest by Ebk quezzo May 18, 2018

Dirty Jaques 

a crazy weirdo.seldom quiet. hates a lot and laughs a lot.he tells annoying and sometimes funny stories.but he is reliable
Dirty Jaques by Lenzington-Man October 17, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next