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A smart girl, usually one of the girls that's geeky and cool at the same time. She doesn't care what people think about her, and just goes with the flow. Is relatively calm, but is still quite formidable when angered. She is kind, and is willing to help those who want it. can sometimes be a pushover, but this is unusual and usually means she is not feeling well. Not particularly pretty, but is beautiful in her own way. Likes her boys dorky, but not too much. Can be random at times, but down to earth at others.
I bet that new girl's name is Jaquess, she so smart, yet she's so friggen cool.
Jaquess by wojothejojo February 23, 2009
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Joe jaques 

A joe Jaques is a person who has a massive nose, so big birds nest on the end, it also means someone who can't handle there drink also a homo.
In a sentence you could say " look at the state of him! He's Joe Jaques".
Joe jaques by Joe jaques July 4, 2014
A very funny person with a great personality, A Jaquees is very kind but sus. If you find a Jaquees try to be friends with him, he is very joyous and is very social. A Jaquees is a very good person to have as a friend.
The kid in our class is such a Jaquees
Jaquees by JameyTheJaquees March 21, 2019
The perfect guy every girl wants but he has to many hoes 💯
I want jaques in my life
Jaques by Ques January 3, 2017

Jaquission 

Journey, quest, and a misssion... real nigga from the quest
Sometimes I pull a jaquission with some real niggas in the crest.
Jaquission by Realniggainthecrest January 10, 2019

Jaques Balance 

Mythical multi billionaire venture capitalist known to allways be in Monaco investing in small and large companies worldwide. Only few have met him, those who have known to converse and do business with him are now also billionaires.
Jaques Balance by Bosco_bosco1 October 18, 2008

jaquezsexual

He is the coolest and freshest person ever and always pull hoes and his boy jay is to
Ay jay and JaQuez Jaquezsexual
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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