Definitions by cyric360

God willing and the Creek don't rise. 

1. Everything that can be done is being done and what's left is hope.
2. Hoping that something does or doesn't happen.

God willing and the Creek don't rise, I will ride that damn dick!

God willing and the Creek don't rise. by cyric360 April 16, 2005

Jaboofus 

Coined by Krakhaus
adjective

“A measurement of the level of ghetto ness that occurs at Funcoland Store# 0759 in St. Ann, Missouri.”

"I just saw a lady get out of a Mercedes, wearing slippers & curlers in her hair. Man, thats jaboofus."

Jaboofus by cyric360 April 14, 2005