januar 

Januar... German word for the first month of the calendar year. English: January

All forms of the word are from Janus or Janu, the Roman 'god of the threshold' or 'god of the portal', represented by the image of two faces looking in opposite directions (often placed over an archway)... symbolizing the ability to see both into the ancient past and into the future.

Januar... German word for the first month of the calendar year. English: January

januar by holarch February 6, 2010

Januar 20th

National kiss Sunniva day, whether you like it or not, you have to kiss Sunniva on Januar 20th. Yes I’m talking about you Jonas.

Random person: Yo, you have to kiss Sunniva bro!
Jonas: Ew, no!
Random person: It’s Januar 20th! Do it!
Jonas: Well i guess..

*smooch smooch* *love love*

Januar 20th by BlueSuedShoe January 15, 2021

no jenny januar 

The same as no Jonas November, but more serious and it for the name Jenny on January

Girl: hello boys
Boy 1: hello Jenny
Boy 2: bro you just lost no Jenny january

no jenny januar by Gregerkul2_0 December 2, 2020

2 januar 

Nacionalni dan ljubljena
National day of kissing

X: *poljubi je*
Y: šta je to bilo
X: pa 2 januar nacionalni dan ljubljenja

2 januar by Turtleturtlelittle January 1, 2022

Fuck you, it's January

A term used to commentate on the fact that a lot of shitty movies typically come out on January as way for studios to just get them out of the way. As if Hollywood waits for December to end to just take a big shit real quick. Term was coined by Redlettermedia.

Why is "Monster Trucks" (2017 Movie) a thing and why is it releasing in January?
Because Fuck you, it's January.

Fuck you, it's January by Doggythescholar January 18, 2017

5 january 

This birthday is the coolest of them all.

People born in january is always nice persons, but when your birthday is this one, well, you are a bit cooler than the rest of the people born in January

"I was born on 5 january, so i think i'm better than you"

5 january by Lunafromdenmark September 11, 2020

January 5th 

literally about to be the best day ever i think... if you were born on january 5th , you're pretty or just hot as fuck. also fuck all the other birthdays January 5th is where its at. les get it rn

is your birthday on january 5th? yeah BITCH what abt it

January 5th by chaeluvr666 October 15, 2019