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jansma by A literal tank March 3, 2022
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Jasmaine
The most amazing girl you'll ever meet . She's extremely nice. She's awesome and shes not afraid to be weird ! She's a true friend to everyone she Encounters in her life. She's tries to be there for everybody. She's beautiful and loves to be around her family and friends. But don't get it twisted everyone mistakes her for sweet - because she is - but when it comes to defending herself and love ones she can be a real BITCH!!! She is unique in every way and can be the best friend you'll ever meet! Her best feature is her eyes and smile! She is also laid back and down to earth..
Janmarie
One of the most unique and beautiful individual I have ever met. She loves telling stories and making people laugh. She’s adventurous, silly and sweet. She’s accountable, creative, and trustworthy. Don’t be fooled by thinking she may not seem to be the one. She’s the one that elavates your life in ways you never imagined and always treats you right.
Loyal friend and most caring you will ever meet. Janmarie has a pure and selfless heart and would do anything for anyone. She has faced dark challenges and has overcome more than people realize, and yet continues to smile.
Loyal friend and most caring you will ever meet. Janmarie has a pure and selfless heart and would do anything for anyone. She has faced dark challenges and has overcome more than people realize, and yet continues to smile.
Have you ever met Janmarie?
Janmarie by Chadwick_knows April 5, 2021
jasmary
pronounced: jaz-merry
-noun-
A girl, usually of Hispanic origin. Will more than likely have large breasts and a big booty.
-verb-
willing to help a person in need without expecting anything in return.
-noun-
A girl, usually of Hispanic origin. Will more than likely have large breasts and a big booty.
-verb-
willing to help a person in need without expecting anything in return.
janamatti
An Indian god sent by the one and only Krishna from the depths of the indian sea
He is known as Krishnas and Halluman's child but his gender is unknown.
He is known as Krishnas and Halluman's child but his gender is unknown.
janamatti by SmallBoi841 October 8, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
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