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To get severely owned by a jewish lady who has hit menopause and has occasional bipolar moments like Mrs. Telles.
Stephanie: "Wow I got janned today again! All because of Monissa!"

Monissa: "AHAHAHA YOU GOT JANNED MAN!"
janned by jannedman09 March 10, 2009
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When someone loses to a person with less talent than them in their own field.
“Guys I can’t believe I just got Janned by a girl who can’t even sing.” Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 12 episode 7
Janned by Miuver January 27, 2024
Related Words
janned jannes janked janner Janneke jannette jonned Jained Jannel Jannelle
The process of being Delimbed and then killed on an online game
Player 1: ...DAMMIT, I lost all my limbs and then the jerk killed me. Might aswell start over.

Player 2: Pfft you got jinned
Jinned by exman March 30, 2011

janner-klausner 

The sound an ostrich makes in the ghetto when it orgasms.
Man did you just hear that janner-klausner?
I sure did, it must be having a good time!
janner-klausner by Natan french June 15, 2009
Jannen is a girl who are always making people laugh. But is not shy at all she is always standing up for her friends. She can be rude at times but everybody loves her.
Jannen is always making me laugh.
Jannen by Kawaii person ._. July 5, 2018
a girl that is absolutely cool, awesome and amazing.
Jannett, she is so down to earth, so kind, so caring, she is the definition of amazing.
jannett by gf_baby August 17, 2011
beautiful outgoing sometimes shy girl. They are vurnerable once it comes to relationships. hardworking when they want someting. classy & smart. at the same time they do not mind getting down and dirty. they are not the types of girls that can keep too many friends but has her few close ones. they are usually talked about because they are not afraid to be different. but they are the best friend you could ever have.
who is she ?
oh no she's just jannelle
Jannelle by geebaby94 July 7, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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