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To get severely owned by a jewish lady who has hit menopause and has occasional bipolar moments like Mrs. Telles.

Stephanie: "Wow I got janned today again! All because of Monissa!"

Monissa: "AHAHAHA YOU GOT JANNED MAN!"

janned by jannedman09 March 10, 2009

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Janned

When someone loses to a person with less talent than them in their own field.

“Guys I can’t believe I just got Janned by a girl who can’t even sing.” Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 12 episode 7

Janned by Miuver January 27, 2024

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Jinned

The process of being Delimbed and then killed on an online game

Player 1: ...DAMMIT, I lost all my limbs and then the jerk killed me. Might aswell start over.

Player 2: Pfft you got jinned

Jinned by exman March 30, 2011

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janner-klausner

The sound an ostrich makes in the ghetto when it orgasms.

Man did you just hear that janner-klausner?
I sure did, it must be having a good time!

janner-klausner by Natan french June 15, 2009

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Jannen

Jannen is a girl who are always making people laugh. But is not shy at all she is always standing up for her friends. She can be rude at times but everybody loves her.

Jannen is always making me laugh.

Jannen by Kawaii person ._. July 5, 2018

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jannett

a girl that is absolutely cool, awesome and amazing.

Jannett, she is so down to earth, so kind, so caring, she is the definition of amazing.

jannett by gf_baby August 17, 2011

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Jannelle

beautiful outgoing sometimes shy girl. They are vurnerable once it comes to relationships. hardworking when they want someting. classy & smart. at the same time they do not mind getting down and dirty. they are not the types of girls that can keep too many friends but has her few close ones. they are usually talked about because they are not afraid to be different. but they are the best friend you could ever have.

who is she ?
oh no she's just jannelle

Jannelle by geebaby94 July 7, 2011

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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